04.27.12

Ted cartooned

Posted in Extremism, Ted Nugent at 2:11 pm by George Smith

Good news, lads! God news! Ted gets his in Detroit.

Good news, lads! God news! Ted gets his in Detroit.

From the Detroit Free Press, a reader caption contest for a cartoon of Ted yielded the above.

The best of the rest submissions, all here. Yeah, they sure love Ted in Detroit these days.


The lede joke in a series of good ones at the Arizona Star:

More news this week from Arizona, also known as the latest scoop from the Tea Party’s sand box.

Ted Nugent is appearing at the Pima County fair this weekend at the petting zoo. For a dollar children can feed him raw elk entrails.

The anti-abortion Arizona legislature has voted to halt all public funding of Planned Parenthood because family planning results in fewer abortions. Next they plan to reduce deaths by eliminating hospitals.

Mexicans aren’t sneaking in like they used to. Congratulations to Arizona’s politician’s and the success of their wily scheme: Make Arizona so wretched that by contrast life in Mexico is a dream.

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