05.02.12

National Lickspittle Day proclaimed! Huzzah!

Posted in Decline and Fall, Extremism at 9:42 am by George Smith

On Loyalty National Lickspittle Day, we rededicate ourselves to the common good, to the cornerstones of liberty, equality, and justice more vigorous bootlicking and to the unending pursuit in the unbending pursuit of a more perfect Union of leaving things just the way they are, never getting anything done, except for odious and empty stuff like this.

In order to recognize the American spirit of loyalty and the sacrifices that so many have made for our Nation ass-kissing, apple-polishing and brown-nosing, the Congress, by Public Law 85-529 as amended, has designated May 1 of each year as “Lickspittle Day.” On this day, let us reaffirm our allegiance to the United States of America, our Constitution, and our we display our founding true values.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2012, as Lickspittle Day. This Lickspittle Day, I call upon all the people of the United States to join in support of this national observance …

From whitehouse.gov.

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