05.03.12
Morning Gospel
Teaching from The Compleat Sayings of American Jesus, MMXII:
Tolerate not the Sodomites for they are like vermin, infectious, and will make you into a homo, too.
If you have gold and your hole is kept clean, you will never be bombed or imprisoned.
Build flying robotic swords and send them to smite the piss ants and innocents for both are troublesome.
Gather much gold because it is like the sun shining in Heaven.
Blessed are the wealthy for only that which falls from their tables creates more retail service workers and waiters.