05.12.12
Mixed up Twit
Someone who scans only for keywords and proper names on Twitter, now following me because they mistakenly believe I’m on the same page, spiritually. Not the first time, either, just one of the more unintentionally funny.
Which makes me also ask the question, “How do you follow 9k twits?”
Social media big numbers, all about pecker-length measuring metrics, useful to celebrities who don’t need it and use Twitter as a micro-mailing list for those who believe anything in excess of 140 characters is “TL — DNR.”
See Nick Kristof. Still trying to get the whores and pimps off the Village Voice’s BackPage property after a social media petition site (an American fad some like to pretend has more power than the NYT or Jamie Oliver’s TV job on pink slime) wasn’t quite enough. 1.2 mil followers! He could win any social media talent contest he entered on the net and not even have to hum one tune for an MP3.
Anyway, back to my follower, the emitter of the sayings of Jesus.
Even the joke book cover was “TL — DNR,” apparently.
“Shun the word ‘gay’ for it despoils the Sacraments of Holy Matrimony and is a mortal sin.” — Page 9.
When also can’t rule out the person thought it was actually real and approved, only showing, again, you just can never accurately underestimate the minds of people you don’t know.
Keywords: Jesus of America, American Jesus, social media buffoons